For Orlando.

Good day fine people.  Our little Italian, Orlando has left us.  We miss him dearly.  We've baptized him Itarlando, hope you like the name Lando.  Orlando did not leave quietly, he left his mark on Guanajuato, literally.  The day before he was scheduled to leave, he was nearly arrested. Why you ask?  Like I mentioned earlier, for leaving his mark on Guanajuato.  After enjoying a 'Spectacular de Ninos' we arrived home pretty late.  Orlando decided he couldn't hold his bladder and chose to empty his bladder on the street between 2 cars.  Police officers spotted little Lando and followed him up our callejon, grabbed him and took him to the scene of the crime.  In times of desperation Orlando suddenly becomes fluent in spanish.  He explains to the police officers that his "amigos en casa. Soy Italiano".  Police officers release pee pee boy, before he has time to bribe them.  Sorry you left Orlando.  I'm sorry you didn't make the stairs you promised us.  I'm sorry you didn't bring up the water before you left like you said you would.  I'm sorry you saved so many stupid plastic bags.  I'm sorry that the girls at OXXO aren't nice to me anymore now that your gone. And I'm sorry your missing Day of the dead.  The Dia de los Muertos preparations are going strong. We will celebrate Dia de los Muertos at school tomorrow.  I will let you all know how that goes.